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Low and slow on splits

Offset & Stick Burner

For the cook who feeds the firebox every 45 minutes and waits for thin blue smoke.

S–5XL · 3 colours Price range: $29.99 through $33.99
one size $17.99
one size · 3 colours $32.99
S–5XL · 4 colours Price range: $24.99 through $28.99

For the cook who feeds a firebox

An offset smoker is a long conversation with a fire. The cook chamber sits on one side, the firebox on the other, and the cook spends the day opening the firebox door, laying another split on the coals and watching the stack. When the smoke runs from white and billowing to a faint blue line, the meat goes on. Everything in this range comes from that day.

The Thin Blue Smoke Tee draws a stack with the one line every stick burner waits for. The Add a Split Long Sleeve Tee keeps a small stack of splits on the chest and a 45-minute timer down the sleeve, for the alarm that says it is time to feed the fire again. The Offset Firebox Apron prints a clean side view of the smoker across the bib, firebox glow and all. The Fire at Five 15 oz Mug is for the coffee that sits on the side shelf while the chimney catches in the dark.

None of these designs carry a field to fill in, so they suit a quick gift or a matching set for two brothers who argue about wood. If you want his name or his joint’s name on an apron, head to Name Your Joint.

Sizes, timing and returns

Adult apparel runs S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL, unisex; 2XL and 3XL add $2 and 4XL and 5XL add $4 (size guide). Aprons, mugs and the cap are one size, and apron measurements are being confirmed with our print partner, so email us if you need them first. Every item is made after you order it in 1-3 business days, then travels 7-14 business days, free to the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, shipped from the USA (shipping). Returns are open 60 days with a free label (returns).